You Don't Mess with the Zohan

2008    1h 53m    PG-13
Comedy, Action
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An Israeli counterterrorism soldier with a secretly fabulous ambition to become a Manhattan hairstylist. Zohan's desire runs so deep that he'll do anything -- including faking his own death and going head-to-head with an Arab cab driver -- to make his dreams come true.
Directed By
Dennis Dugan
Written By
Adam Sandler, Judd Apatow, Robert Smigel
Studio
Columbia Pictures, Relativity Media, Happy Madison Productions

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Cast of You Don't Mess with the Zohan
  • Adam SandlerZohan Dvir
  • Emmanuelle ChriquiDalia Hakbarah
  • John TurturroFatoush "The Phantom" Hakbarah
  • Nick SwardsonMichael Klayman
  • Lainie KazanGail Klayman
  • Rob SchneiderSalim Yousfobdal
  • Kevin NealonKevin
  • Mariah CareyMariah Carey
  • Yamit SolDorit
  • Adria TennorKids' Salon Owner
  • Daoud HeidamiNasi
  • Dave MatthewsJames T. O'Skanlon
  • Charlotte RaeMrs. Greenhouse
  • Michael BufferGrant Walbridge
  • Ido MosseriOori Shulimson
  • Sayed BadreyaHamdi
  • Robert SmigelYosi
  • Ido MorHassan
  • Donna FeldmanMichal
  • Norma MichaelsOlder Lady in Salon
  • Danny A. AbeckaserZe'ev
  • Bunny LevineOlder Lady in Salon
  • Bruce VilanchBruce Vilanch
  • John McEnroeJohn McEnroe
  • Dina DoronZohan's Mother
  • Shelley BermanZohan's Father
  • Chris RockTaxi Driver
  • John Paul DeJoriaPaul Mitchell
  • Alec MapaClaude
  • Ahmed AhmedWaleed
  • Ben WiseYitzhak
  • John FarleyTom
  • Yossi MarshekPinchas
  • Guri WeinbergAharon
  • Mousa KraishBashir
  • Roni LevyEphraim
  • Reuven Bar-YotamLevi
  • Barry LivingstonGray Kleibolt
  • Rick GiffordPhilip
  • Daniel Browning SmithReal Estate Agent
  • Tyler SpindelDoorman
  • Julia Lea WolovMariah's Assistant
  • Dana GoodmanMariah's Assistant
  • Todd HollandFred
  • Kevin GradyColeman
  • Bobby TisdaleSkizzy
  • Herzl TobeyCommander
  • Ori PfefferSecond Commander
  • Alex LuriaKoby
  • Guy OsearyAvi
  • Yinon SapirDanny
  • Naama NativSara
  • Dennis DuganHomeless Guy
  • Gerry Del SolExploded Shop Owner
  • Shulie CowenDebbie
  • Maysoon ZayidNadira
  • Helen SiffMrs. Skitzer
  • Cynthia FrostMrs. Paulson
  • Anna BergerOlder Lady in Salon
  • Susan GraceOlder Lady in Salon
  • Marjorie LoomisOlder Lady in Salon
  • Carol SchlangerOlder Lady in Salon
  • Edith S. WolfreyOlder Lady in Salon
  • Phoebe DorinOlder Lady in Salon
  • Lina SoHip Salon Receptionist
  • Eloise DeJoriaBlonde at Salon
  • Vanessa LongCatty Hairdresser
  • Donielle ArteseAfrican American Salon Owner
  • Blake BertrandLittle Boy
  • Sidney GanisDoctor
  • Laurie Meghan PhelpsPlus Size Girl at Disco
  • Kenneth GreenawayDJ
  • Constance BarronFirst Woman in Cab
  • Kristen LowmanFirst Woman in Cab
  • Penelope WindustSecond Woman in Cab
  • Kathleen NooneSecond Woman in Cab
  • Christopher InnvarAngry Tall Driver
  • Ray GarveyTruck Driver
  • Barbara Ann DavisonDog Owner
  • Eric LamonsoffHamdi's Passenger
  • Connor WilesBoy Customer
  • Jennifer De MincoArguing Female Customer
  • Nicole BennettWalbridge's Girlfriend
  • Edmund LyndeckPharmacist
  • Lily JavaherpourInaz
  • Kristina HaddadHamdi's Wife (voice)
  • Larry MarkoPhantom's Trainer
  • Anne Marie HowardReporter
  • Veerta MotianiBeach Girl
  • Billy ConchaKayaker
  • Marco KhanTerrorist with Hand
  • Sam SaghebDisco Merchant
  • Latif MarottiDisco Merchant
  • Christian ReeveDisco Merchant
  • Aesop AquarianRabbi
  • Michelle ArenalGirl on Zohan's Shoulders
  • Jordan AshbrookHot Girl in Club
  • Moran AtiasEti
  • Ashley AusburnGirl at Mall
  • Barbara Jean BarrielleCheerleader
  • Mike BasoneIsreali Fan
  • Mike BatayehFry Cook
  • Robert BennyAutograph Seeker #1
  • Denise BradleyHackey Sack Enthusiast
  • Guile BrancoIsreali Soldier
  • Lamar BrownBusinessman
  • Melanie BulujianIsreali Dancer
  • Monica CabralFizzy-Bubbeleh Girl
  • Kevin CannonTimes Square Crazy Man
  • Ella ChristopherPhantom's Wife
  • Nick ClarkNick
  • Cheryl CosenzaRibbon Cutting Girl
  • Rossie CottrellPhantom's Wife
  • John DardenneIsreali Hacky Sack Fan
  • Joseph DeLucaHot Dog Vendor
  • Kendall DraughnPicnic Girl
  • John DuerlerElectronic Store Customer
  • Marshall FactoraAirline Terminal Passenger
  • Eric FelicianoIsreali Fan
  • Ian FisherDisco Merchant
  • Anna Garcia WilliamsPhantom's Wife
  • Maite GarciaPhantom's Wife (uncredited)
  • Leslie GarzaDisco Hip Girl
  • Jessica Mei GershenGirl in Club
  • Nikki GiavasisWaitress
  • Ronald E. GilesCommuter
  • Sharlene GroverIsreali Soldier
  • Sepideh HaftgoliIsreali Soldier
  • Zahra HeydariDalohan Receptionist
  • Seth HowardParty Guy
  • Kevin JamesHacky Sack Tournament Celebrity Judge
  • Paul JeansHotel Manager
  • Dave JohnsonSpectator
  • Todd JustinNightclub Bouncer
  • Sam KalidiAmir
  • Sona KariaReporter
  • Rock KohliVendor with No Fizzi Bubblech
  • Mark KubrCriminal #3
  • Timothy Dean LeeShocked Businessman
  • Paula LemesGo Go Dancer
  • Bernadette LordsBusinesswoman
  • Anthony MartinsArab #3
  • Roni MeronHot Girl / Waitress
  • Nicole MontanoCheerleader
  • Rachael MurphyGirl in Club
  • Bibiana NavasPhantom's Wife
  • Christina NeferisHacky Sack Fan
  • Adam OhlStreet Merchant
  • John RadcliffRedneck Posse Man #2
  • Klavdia RamnareineThe Hot Chick
  • Deborah RombautSnooty French Girl at the Club
  • Sandra RoskoMiddle Eastern Girl
  • Rob ShapiroScore Keeper
  • Mikael SharafyanFan in the Crowd
  • Jhennah SinclaireDancer
  • Terrie SnellWoman in Beauty Shop
  • Chris SpinelliAngry Palestinian
  • Arne StarrIsreali Weapons Trainer
  • Riley Thomas StewartLittle Boy #2
  • Lee SticklerIsreali Soldier
  • Sarah StringerParty Goer
  • Christa TexeiraRuth
  • Keana TexeiraRock-throwing Girl
  • Seth TexeiraZeb
  • Sophie TexeiraAlena
  • Ryan Phillip ThomasAngry Palestinian
  • Gina TleelShopper
  • UzimannCafe Customer
  • Kevin van DoorslaerIsreali Soldier
  • Dave VijDisco-Tech
  • Holly WeberGirlfriend
  • Molly WeinerSalon Patron
  • Joe Van WieHot Dog Patron
  • Henry WinklerLimousine Passenger
  • Saye YabandehGirlfriend
  • Julius ZagonUkrossi
  • David ZahedianPhantom's Best Friend
  • Betty MurphyMrs. Haines
  • George TakeiGeorge Takei
  • Dianne Perry DowlerPhantom's Wife
  • Sadie SandlerGirl Riding on Goat (uncredited)
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